I hereby ORDER our great Jennifer Lopez to repair to my boudoir!

I hereby ORDER our great Jennifer Lopez to repair to my boudoir!

I mean, really. I have as much of a chance with that order to JLo as the Moron Shitstain has of ordering American companies to pull out of China.

In case you’re unaware, the Occupant went on a Twitter tirade this morning, after China retaliated for his latest round of tariffs. He basically tried to nationalize the US economy, dictating to companies where they can and can’t do business.

One has to wonder what awful news is about to drop. His insanity has been dialed up to 11 the past couple of weeks. Did the relevant investigative bodies acquire his financials and tax returns? Is the New York AG about to roll out another suit targeting him? Or is this just garden-variety madness?

Then you have people like George Mankiw:

George, I’m not a noted economist. But I could have told you before all this began that Moron would destroy the economy. He was and is an imbecile unsuited to own a pet, much less run a complex 21st century economy.

Stocks, of course, have tumbled. He’s doing the exact opposite of what someone underwater by 13 points and facing defeat in an election should be doing. He’s actually seeking to make the economy crash, in a weird repeat of Hitler’s scorched-earth policy as his armies retreated from East and West. Apres moi, le deluge. We have proven ourselves unworthy of his greatness, so we should perish with him.

Surrounded by yes-men in the bunker, the walls closing in on him, he’s bound to lash out in more destructive ways. A great nation is going to be brought low by a two-bit charlatan. This couldn’t have been what the Founders envisaged.



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