Barr None: A Treasonous Traitor Gives His Final Stand
Welcome to a day in which our once-great nation will be exposed to evidence of our president having repeatedly broken the law or a day where the president's flunkies will continue to ignore the rule of law on his behalf.
Or, as we've come to call it, Thursday in America.
Cynicism aside, today marks the newest chapter in the ongoing battle against the most corrupt presidency in our nation's history. Fortunately, as has been pointed out time and time again, these aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. In fact, they're more like sporks: awkward, dull, and not at all effective. Still, that won't prevent them from trying to avoid justice, bless their little hearts. What today will bring is simply another chapter in The Book of Moron.
So take today for what it is: Bill Barr's last-ditch effort to salvage Trump's presidency. He is not releasing the full Mueller Report, but rather his censored version of what he claims to have read. Jerry Nadler and the Democrats know this and although they aren't going all-in like some of our hair-on-fire lefties would like, their slow, methodical long game is the correct play in this situation. After today, there is more Mueller Report to see and Jerry Nadler, Adam Schiff, Maxine Waters, Elijah Cummings, Rich E. Neal, and Nancy Smash Pelosi will be damn sure the American people see it.
So, breathe. This is not the end but instead is another chapter in our saga. And it is a chapter whose ending has not yet been written.
Strap in, kids. We're in this for the long haul. This is your Barr Report 2.0 open thread.
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