Late breaking news: Really? Trump tried to direct business in Ukraine to his cronies?

Late breaking news: Really? Trump tried to direct business in Ukraine to his cronies?

Well. Here I was, playing with my techy toys, doing laundry, drinking fine bourbon, stressing over personal shit, and AP decides to take a shiv to my weekend.

Why, that’s right. The Regime has spent the past three weeks inveighing on the Biden family enriching itself corruptly in Ukraine—WHICH HAS BEEN DEBUNKED OVER AND OVER AGAIN—and as always it’s the usual deflection from its own malfeasance.

I mean, I don’t even have time for my own stressors, because I have to deal with these gobshites and their corrupting every inch of US domestic and foreign policy.

It should be no surprise that what Donald Trump was doing in regards to Joe and Hunter Biden was projection. It’s what he always does. But I’m done. I’m tired. Get rid of this asshole already.

I will say this is bad news. Only the most fervid of Trumpists will not see this as hypocrisy and double dealing. Sure, we all knew Trump was a corrupt asshole. But this, while trying to pawn it off on the Bidens, is on another order of magnitude. And, pardon my French, THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS TALKING ABOUT ONLY CARING ABOUT CORRUPTION JUST THIS PAST WEEK!! I am not being sarcastic when I say that decent people can’t process such brazenness.

And the name of the company to which Rudy Giuliani, Rick Perry, et al were trying to direct contracts? “The 45 Energy Group.” I can’t make this up. Fiction falls silent at the absurdity of the times in which we live.

I’m going to go make some chicken and drink more bourbon and be productive and fold laundry. Fuck this shit.

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