Open thread—¡Feliz cumpleaño, pendejo!
Well, let's see what presents Donnie Brasco Trump received today!
Ooooh, look at what the New York State Attorney General wrapped up in a bow for Donnie.
Poor Donnie. Can't pardon himself out of that!
Oh, and what else? Summer Zervos?
Man, New York's legal establishment is really pissing in Donnie's two scoops today.
And what?? More emails showing Donnie is a Putin stooge?
It's a not a very happy birthday for Donny. And it's only noon EDT as of this writing.
Oh well. Maybe next year he'll be able to enjoy his birthday in more comfortable surroundings. Leavenworth springs to mind.
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