To shore up a disappearing base, fake president Donald Trump banned the transgendered from serving in the military. One assumes sergeants will now conduct genitalia checks.
The Freedumb Caucus chair says that "skinny repeal" won't pass the House. So, the winning continues.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders orders journalists not to ask more questions about the transgender military ban. Journalists ignore her. Sanders has a sad.
While Trump's budget calls for a $9 billion cut to education, he donates his quarterly salary of $100,000 to... the Department of Education.
This is your quick round up of our latter days.
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