It's happened. Senator Bernie Sanders, he of The Revolution, just endorsed Secretary Hillary Clinton for president. And not just a desultory endorsement, but a full-throated one.
Of course, the Bros are losing their shpadoinkles. (View the timeline of @smoothkobra on Twitter as he retweets the butthurt.)
It's tough putting all your hopes in a 74 year old Jewish socialist only to discover that he really wants to be a committee chair once the Democrats retake the Senate. Sometimes life is so unfair, like when they don't make your latte creamy enough.
This is your schadenfreude open thread.