Time for that series which has run longer than "The Simpsons": The GOP Primary Debate Show!
Who will Donald Trump insult?
Will Ted Cruz sing "O Canada" instead of reciting the Pledge of Allegiance?
Will Rand Paul, boycotting the kids' table debate, stream a monologue on YouTube as counter-programming?
Will Jeb Bush drink a warm glass of milk and call it an early night?
Sharpen your snark, and have at it.